Welcome Jesse James to the lineup. I had a rough time with this one. I really had a certain respect for this guy. He got caught cheating on his wife, well, that didn’t change my opinion of him much. Little dumb to screw around on Sandra, she’s hot, talented and loaded. He’ll never find another chick like that again. Well, if youre gonna go down may as well go down in flames, and that’s exactly what he did with this “bombshell” girl. If Sandra is a ten, then this bombshell chick is a strong three and three quarters. Well so he did it, he cheated, like a dumbass, he cheated on a girl made of unobtanium. Whatever, you wanna play with fire you gonna get burned, doesn’t bother me. Then they say he’s checking into sex rehab, the assclown detector lights up. Really? Everybody is addicted to sex dumbass. Doesn’t matter, man, woman,young, old, everybody likes sex. And if you happen to be a celebrity, ceo of your own very successful company, and have a hard time keeping money from falling out of your pockets you might attract a girl or two. And those skuzzy bitches know you might be married, but they’ll pull out the clam for you to see, just in case you might go for it. And if you play hide the weasel with this skank, then she’s an owner. Of course she’ll say she wont tell anybody. Until you piss her off, or she needs some money, or some drugs, or more tattoos, or a penicilin shot. You dumbass, what did you think was going to happen?
Well either way, cheating is one thing, checking in to sex rehab is quite another. You can’t possibly believe that going to a rehab clinic is going to save anything. You shouldn’t have went and got married R-tard. Look at Hef, that guy has laid enough pipe to circle the globe 4 or 5 times and you don’t see him checking into the clinic. You need to either: 1.not screw around on your wife, or 2.not get caught screwing around on your wife. And in the event you can’t pick either of those options and you actually get caught cheating, don’t blame it on an addiction, you freak. Just man up, reach down and grab a pair and say it, “I screwed up bad, I humped this skuzzy broad because I had the opportunity. No she is not nearly as awesome as my wife, who I hope doesn’t instantly leave me, but if she does I understand, because I wouldn’t stick around if she was out humping the Denver Broncos.” Why check into rehab and tell everybody it’s going to be ok? Just because Tiger did it doesn’t make it OK for everybody to do it, he’s an assclown too. Tell your friends, stop humping skuzzy broads that will wreck it with your wife as soon as they run short on cash, and want some of yours. If you want to hump every single chick you meet, like Chuck Norris, then don’t get hitched dumbass.
Way to go Ass, you made it to my webpage.
